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SO BE IT

[sulahnan]

Yeah! Gossip: lay it on me.

[hornswoggle]

[ drolly— ]

I heard Salvio hates paperwork and hasn't done any in ages.

[sulahnan]

Oh that's interesting, 'cos I heard you weren't a pirate at all and your leg's just tucked up inside your trousers.

[hornswoggle]

[ rude ]

That's not very believable. How would I keep my leg out of sight?

[sulahnan]

[ Vocal shrug ]

Maybe you're secretly a mage and you're disguising it with magic. Or maybe you're just that dedicated to the image.

[hornswoggle]

[ ruder ]

Or maybe I'm a dragon masquerading as a man.

[sulahnan]

Equally as unlikely as Salvio hating paperwork. Gimme some good gossip, or boring news.

[hornswoggle]

Suppose I have neither. Will I be forgiven?

[sulahnan]

Hmmmm...I guess. But you'd be on thin ice, John-o.

[ A beat. ]

I'm never gonna call you that ever again, that was weird.

[hornswoggle]

I've been called worse.

Are you bored, Athessa?

[sulahnan]

No, no...

[ a beat ]

Well, maybe a little.

[hornswoggle]

Care to join me at the tavern? I believe tonight Emlyn's trying out a new brew that's sure to be...interesting.

[sulahnan]

[ A high pitched thinking-about-it hum-- ]

Hmmmmmm yes. Yes I do! What kind of interesting? Actually, nevermind, better to find out in person. I'll meet you at the docks!